I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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