I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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