We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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