i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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