So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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