Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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