I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Porn is love you can see.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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