i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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