It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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