Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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