FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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