guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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