a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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