Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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