Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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the liver wants what the liver wants
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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