On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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