he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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