Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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