WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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