I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
