i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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