i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It's just like the Real World with babies
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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