singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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