Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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