And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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