The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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She bit a glass in half.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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