Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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