Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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