I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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