oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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