the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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