We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We need a shit load of segways right now
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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