I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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