Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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