another moral hangover. fuck.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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