Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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