New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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