You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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