Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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