You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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