Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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