How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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