I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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