I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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