We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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