i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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