Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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