you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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