i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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