Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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