Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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