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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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