I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
