That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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