Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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