I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
now i know why i became what i already was.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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