Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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