her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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