Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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